Sunday, October 3, 2010

Stanley Torres is an Asshole

stanley torres saipanThe entire Covenant Party is to blame for most of the CNMI's current problems, and the worst of that bunch is Representative Stanley Torres.

A convicted felon at Toke of the Town praises Stanley for turning Saipan into a tourist destination for other convicted felons.
Legalized marijuana in a protectorate of the United States like Saipan/CNMI would, as pointed out last April by NORML's "Radical" Russ Belville, mean "some really cool new vacation spots that don't require a passport and checking through Customs."

If, like me, you're a convicted felon in the United States, you're already well aware what that means. An exotic, "foreign" vacation spot is now available to you, even though you can't get a passport! (Yes, I know: felons can get passports -- with lots of money and good lawyers. I'm a felon. I can't get a passport. Capiche?)
Thanks, Asshole.

stanley torres saipanOn Thursday night, Stanley was out doing body shots off of underage Filipina waitresses in celebration of his 63rd birthday, only hours before Friday's government shut down. The Senate was hard at work trying to pass a budget while Stanley and his buddy governor Ben Fitial drank themselves into a pre-weekend comatose stupor.

Thanks again, Asshole.

7 comments:

Wendy said...

Seriously, some of these girls look like high school students. Whose club is this?

Wendy said...

I should also say -WOW -this is scary and shocking. So this is the kind of tourist that Torres wants to attract?

Anonymous said...

Of course it is not true, this blog is a parody, all the shit this asshole posts is crap, sure they look young to a old hag like you. its godfathers

Isa said...

Click on the link. Mainland felons are excited about coming to Saipan if Stanley succeeds in legalizing pot.

Godfather's Fan said...

No Wendy, this is what women look like when they take care of themselves.

Anonymous said...

HEY WANDA, YES, THESE GIRLS ARE YOUNG! SO FUCKEN WHAT, YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND UGLY? I BET YOU BOBOY WILL DITCH YOU IN A MINUTE FOR THESE NICE YOUNG MEAT! STANLEY IS BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad Ruszala said...

Wendy,

You're out of touch with the CNMI and it's wrong of you to post this nonsense.

Godfather's Bar in Garapan is not a club, it is just a bar. You'd know that if you lived here.

In stead, you spread exaggerated tales about the CNMI in the 80's and pass them off as today's news.